Indian couple leaves Chinese restaurant after failing to find Gobi Manchurian on menu

Bangalore. An Indian couple returned from a Chinese restaurant, located near old Airport, because they could not find their favorite and the only “Chinese” items they know in the menu.
The couple entered the restaurant for dinner, last night, during late evening hours and left after ten minutes, without having anything but a sip of water.After settling down in the cozy chairs, when the menu card was given out, the man and woman discussed for five minutes and decided to order the only two items they know from a Chinese menu – Gobi Manchurian and Chicken Fried Rice.
The horror struck when the waiter declared that there was no Gobi Manchurian in the starters menu and asked them to choose something else. The couple quickly gained composure after this unexpected blow, and calmly told the waiter that they would directly go for the main course.
But the horror stuck again when the waiter gave two choices as the couple had ordered “Chicken fried rice” for the main course – Yangzhou or Hokkien.
The man, who was never good at multiple choice questions throughout his schooling days, spoke first, “See! We do not know the chef Yangzhou or the chef Hokkien. Whoever makes the fried rice, or should I say ‘flied lice’ hahaha, tell him to make more rice and less fried – we both are very hungry!”