Brightly dressed aunty’s wearing jewellery shinning brighter than the sun and where does this all happen??INDIAN WEDDINGKITTY PARTIES! 
Who says party means only loud music when all ladies get together, music is barely heard , it is the gossips that is doing the rounds.
So what “kinds of ladies” do we come across at a Kitty Party?
1) The loved ones
She’ll be the one who’ll have nothing but only good to say even when someone has done her wrong. “Group ki pyari dulari”
2) The Agony Aunt
She’s the one you’ll go to to discuss your ‘sassu ma’ problems,husband problem, be it any kind of problems. Because you know she’ll always be there for you.
3) The Newlywed
She’ll be having that newly wed glow on her face which she’ll be rubbing it on all of you. But, lets admit it, it ain’t gonna last for long!
4) The Bitches
There will always be THOSE TWO who will sit together ALWAYS and pass judgment about others without you having to notice.BITCHES!
5) The oldies with a younger mind
“Umar 55 dil bachpan ka” is the motto to go with for these ladies.
6) The Show Off
“My husband got this diamond ring for me yesterday” “Arre iPhone6? Jis din launch hua usi din le lia” “My son has 3 of these” “Zyada nhi bas 2- 3 lakh” “I’m all about brands” “I’m not bragging you know…just saying” BAS. STOP. NO ONE FREAKING CARES.
7) The Blunt
She’ll tell you exactly how it is. Take it or leave it!
8) The Jealous
She’ll have only negative to say about the things you’ve bought or the happiness you are sharing.SOME ONE GIVE THIS BITCH SOME BURNOL BECAUSE SHE BE BURNIN’ BAAAAD! 
9) The Trendsetter
She’ll be covered in heavy jewels top to bottom with the latest design of sarees that will make your head roll! Mind it! ALL the latest designs!
10) The Mast
She doesn’t care what jewelery you wear, what your husband did, how much your saas is irritating you or what designer shoes you are wearing. All she cares is about the fun she came to have. SO bring out the tombola because this lady here is all game and no show.
So keep that cash flowin’ coz she’s winning';)
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